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Allora io dico basta!!! Dico basta alla istituzionalizzata leggenda che le donne non sanno guidare! Basta su, siete banali cari i miei bisbetici ometti, insomma inventatevi qualcosa di nuovo di cui parlare e su cui fare pubblicità...
Chennessò, tipo che gli idrocarburi migliorano le prestazioni, fanno bene ai capelli (un po’ come le noci di cocco “certo che se tee magnavi era meglio”); tipo che topolino è il topo più felice del mondo (scusate ma minnie per definizione è una grossa zoccola)…insomma fate un po’ voi.
La verità è che noi donne in macchina abbiamo di meglio da fare che guidare
Inutile che cominciate a ridacchiare e a darvi di gomito (io lo alzo di solito)
È la verità
Noi donne in macchina con la mano sinistra teniamo il cellulare( l’aurico-cosa??)
lo sapete anche voi, una donna deve avere sempre qualcosa da dire, o qualcosa che glielo impedisca (aaaaaah!mamma che dico?e pure voi che capite subito male suu, ma con che ragazze vi frequentate??) cof cof
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Con la mano destra invece impugniamo il rimmel, incuranti del traffico dribbliamo i pedoni…o meglio speriamo che siano loro a spostarsi, noi andiamo dritte per la nostra strada senza tentennare…. ( e non è forse così che ci volete?impavide e prive di incertezze?donne di carattere!)
eppoi cazzo lo specchietto retrovisore dovrà pur servire a qualcosa non credete anche voi?
Col piede destro, che il signore ci ha fornito prensile, memorizziamo le stazioni radio….o almeno ci proviamo perché una vera donna non sa mai, e ripeto mai, come cacchio si fa a registrare una stazione su una radio con un solo tasto (di cui uno è per il volume)
Il piede sinistro poi giace quasi sempre inerme
NOOOO!!!
Ancora con la storia del parcheggio???
Va bene, va bene, questa ve la concedo
Sarà vero, noi non teniamo conto delle misure
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